You can not follow directions

It specifically said 'Don't click this!' and you clicked it any way. Jeez.
(You're wondering what else you can click, aren't you?)

Please try the following:

  • Actually listen in class and read the directions...and then follow what they say.
  • If you think you can follow directions, then take this test: take a pen and draw a big circle on your face.
  • If you actually followed the directions above, then why did you choose something as stupid as drawing on your face to start following directions? Jeez.
  • Learn more about following directions.
  • If you still think you can follow directions, you can't. Remember how you clicked that link after being told not to? Jeez...got a short memory as well, huh?
  • Click the Refresh button to not follow the last page's directions all over again.
  • Is your neighbor at this page? Congratulations, your inability to follow directions is contagious.
  • If you just like clicking links, there are many search.gif (114 bytes) pages that will give you lots of links to click on.
  • I'd tell you what you should do at this point, but you probably won't follow those directions either.

ERROR 9999 - directionally challenged
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